20 Signs That There is a Baby in the House
1) You walk into the kitchen and get cheerios stuck to the bottom of your feet. 2) The toilet paper is either puddled 2 feet onto the floor or loosely re- rolled back into place. 3) The dog wants to stay outside to get some peace. 4) Everything in the house below waist level is either plastic or padded. 5) You can't open up a toilet lid, cabinet or drawer without maneuvering some sort of plastic contraption. 6) You get into the tub and step on a squeaky toy. 7) You can't find room for the "real" food in the pantry because it's filled with baby food jars. 8) The garbage can is locked away in another room. 9) There's tupperware scattered across the kitchen floor and the rest of the cupboard contents are scattered across the living room. 10) You feel like you are walking through a booby trapped mine field and then realize it's the living room. 11) The tv has itty bitty finger prints on it. 12) There are finger and nose prints on all the window panes at knee level. 13) You can lift an object over 20 lb. easily with one arm and rest it on their hip. 14) You eat with their fingers at the dinner table and think nothing of it. 15) At a restaurant you have to think twice about cutting your food in teeny tiny pieces and sharing it with everyone. 16) You no longer need an alarm clock. 17) You have sunscreens on the windows of your car. 18) There's dried drops of formula on the floors, furniture, etc. 19) You say nighty night when leaving a dinner party. 20) You actually know what a Teletubbie is.
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