It’s said that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, but we’d disagree with that. Sarcasm is one of the most difficult forms of the joke that you can find – and ironically, sarcastic jokes are no joke! Here are some of the best sarcastic jokes that are so funny that you’ll laugh at them.
Great Sarcastic Jokes
Which part of artificial intelligence still needs the most study by computer scientists? How computers can be this frustrating without being sarcastic.
How do you insert sarcasm into a computer program? You place a human in front of the computer.
Where do comedians learn the art of sarcasm? Oh, I don’t know, probably at the big sarcasm school there down the road. If you want to learn about comedy then maybe you should try that.
What’s the difference between sarcasm and being passive agressive? Whether you’re going to sleep on the couch.
Why is sarcasm often funny? Because it’s misunderstood.
What’s the difference between sarcasm and gaslighting? Oh, sarcasm and gaslighting, how could you even ask that? Jesus, you must be some kind of insane. Stop the presses and tell everyone that Sally has learned some new, big words!
What’s the difference between sarcasm and anger? Understanding the joke.
Why can’t computers understand sarcasm? Because the people who program them haven’t caught the joke yet either.
How do you know that a statement is being sarcastic? I don’t know, how can you tell that it isn’t?
What do most people find difficult about sarcastic humor? Understanding what it means.
How do you explain to someone what sarcasm is? Oh I don’t know, maybe you’ll have to write it down for them or draw a big old picture and stick it to the wall right there if they still don’t get what it is.
What’s the difference between sarcasm and serial killers? After years of study, people think they finally understand serial killers.
What’s the worst thing you could give someone for Christmas? A sarcastic answer to this question.
What’s the key to being happy in a relationship for a long time? Understanding and interpreting sarcasm.
How do you always spot sarcasm in a conversation? It’s the one without irony in it.
Funny Sarcastic Jokes
How can you tell that someone is being sarcastic? They’re laughing and you’re not.
How can you tell that your boss is being sarcastic at work? You can’t, but well done on writing that report five hours late. It was so impressive, I totally remember why I hired you in the first place.
How do you know that a waiter is being sarcastic right in front of your face? Because they spit in your food right behind your back.
How can you tell someone is being sarcastic about your dress? You can’t, but that looks so fantastic you should have worn two of them to the party tonight.
How can you tell that someone is being sarcastic and not really giving you a compliment about your cooking skills? They’re still chewing when they tell you.
How do professional designers and writers indicate sarcasm when it’s being used in the written form? With italics and intent.
How can you tell that the tone of an email is meant to be sarcastic? See the attachment.
How do you know that someone’s answer to your question is sarcastic? Because the answer to your question was obvious.
Why do people laugh at sarcastic jokes that are often made at the expense of other people and their feelings? Because they don’t really understand any of them.
What is the traditional wedding gift to give your partner once you have been married to them for more than twenty five years? A lot of sarcasm.
How can you tell that your partner is being sarcastic when you get home? They ask you if you’d like them to make dinner, while they’re eating dinner.
What’s the difference between sarcasm and irony? The intelligence of the person you’re choosing to insult.
How do you know that someone is being sarcastic? I don’t know, how can you tell that someone is asking a question that just answered itself?
Which chasm have theoretical scientists written about for years but are just beginning to fully understand in its true complexity? Sar-chasm.
How can you tell that someone is being sarcastic?
Ohhh, you’ll never know.
Great Sarcastic Jokes
What’s the difference between sarcasm and getting hit by a bus? Comedians getting hit by a bus is more likely to be funny.
How can sarcasm be dangerous? Saying it to the wrong people.
How do you know that a server is being sarcastic? Because they said that they won’t spit in your food if you give them a smaller tip.
How do you know that a teacher is being sarcastic? They say that you’ve done well on your latest assignment.
What’s the difference between sarcasm and a black hole? People think that they understand the mechanics of sarcasm by now.
How do you come up with a sarcastic joke? The same way you come up with anything else, but you think about it a little longer.
What’s the most dangerous place you could choose to be sarcastic? A cannibal birthday party.
How can you tell that someone on the other side of an email is being sarcastic? Their email rips open and screams at you like a Howler from Harry Potter.