Is it Friday again? We have a list of jokes to help you commemorate the day. It’s almost the weekend! Are you ready for some fun? Start things off with a smile and spread some humor.
Short Friday jokes for kids
What day comes after Black Friday? Flat broke Saturday.
Where can shoppers save 100% on their Black Friday deals? At home – by not shopping.
Why do geologists decide to do their shopping on a Friday? For the amazing weekend, shales!
What’s going to ruin your Friday? Finding out it’s Thursday today.
What’s a scarier day than Friday the 13th? The following Monday, the 16th.
What do cows love to do on a Friday night? Go to the mooooooovies.
Why did Friday decide to start training at the gym? He found out he was a weak day.
Friday jokes one-liners
Why did Han decide to shop on Black Friday? Because the prices were solo.
In what country is every day a fry day? Grease.
What did the apple ask the banana at the end of the workweek? Orange, are you glad it’s Friday?
What’s the worst part about a Friday afternoon? Realizing it’s Wednesday today.
Why wasn’t Friday serious about anything? It was a casual Friday.
What did the teacher give her students on Black Friday? 50% off their late assignments.
Funny, clean Friday jokes
Why don’t people enjoy hearing jokes about Friday? They’re week in character and surly.
Why is Friday the happiest day of the week? Because the next day is always a sadder day.
What did a lazy person decide to do the day after Friday? Sat.
When will you get a priest to laugh at your Friday jokes? When it’s a Good Friday joke.
Who wins in a super fight between Friday and Saturday? Saturday takes the title because Friday is a weak day.
What’s the worst thing that can happen to you on a Friday? You realize it’s a Monday.
What do people who work from home all week wear for Casual Friday? Their birthday suit.
What do biologists wear to work on a Casual Friday? They wear genes to work.
What did an accordion player say to the congregation on a Friday? Accordion to me, it’s going to be a fantastic Friday.
Why did the employee at the calendar factory decide to cut all the Fridays out of the calendar? He wanted the day off.
Friday joke for work
People tell me that I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday afternoon.
I don’t care what people say. I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.
What drags worse than a boring movie on TV? A Friday afternoon.
Finally, Friday is here! I can’t wait to get off work this afternoon and avoid all my social interactions.
Why don’t people like making jokes about Friday? They’re just week.
What does it mean when you arrive late at work for the fifth time that week? It means that it’s Friday today, yay.
When does a Sunday feel like Friday? When you have to go to your weekend job.
What do employees look forward to on their Friday nights? The following Friday night.
Black Friday jokes
Why do shoppers feel like a serving of cranberry sauce on Black Friday? They get crushed, bruised, and squished into a pulp trying to get a deal at the bargain bin.
What do Black Friday shoppers and a Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know the feeling of being stuffed and jammed into a hot, small space.
How can people tell which of their friends gets a good Black Friday deal? Don’t worry; we promise they’ll let you know.
Which family usually spends the most money at the store on Black Friday? The one that learns the least.
Why do Americans enjoy shopping on Black Friday? They are thankful they survived the Thanksgiving dinner.
Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”? Because it defines the mood of miserable shoppers.
How can shoppers be more considerate during Black Friday sales? By turning their phone horizontally before recording brawled between shoppers.
Who profits the most on Black Friday? The clever people decided to stay home.
What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of buffalo on Black Friday? “You gotta Mufasa!”
