Bunnies are great as pets, and the cartoon character of Bugs Bunny is one of the most famous cartoon rabbits of all time. Have you noticed that they also have the rabbit of being pretty funny sometimes, if you don’t mind the pun? If you don’t mind the pun at all, you’re in the right place.
Here are some of the best cute bunny puns that will put the hop in your step, including one-liner bunny puns, funny bunny puns for kids, bunny puns for Instagram and Bugs Bunny puns for kids.
Bunny Puns One-Liners
Why did the rabbit decide to stay home instead of going to work? They had a particularly bad hare day that morning.
What do you call a line of five rabbits taking a few steps back? A receding hare line.
I’m really excited for Easter this year, I just carrot wait for it.
What’s Willow Smith’s favorite pet? A rabbit, because she whips her hare back and forth.
Why did the group of rabbits get thrown out of the movies? Every bunny was Kung-Fu fighting…
What did the rabbit give to his fiance? A diamond ring, it was eighteen carrots.
Why was the rabbit depressed? Because he just carrot care about anything anymore.
Why is April the most exhausting month for most rabbits? Because it’s after March.
Funny Bunny Puns for Kids
Why do all comedians need a good rabbit in their lives? When rehearsing their material, it’s best to have someone in the room who is all ears.
How do you find your way to the Easter bunny’s house? Eggs marks the spot.
Why do bunnies like horror movies the most of all? They enjoy hare-raising stories!
Where did the bunny get employed for his summer vacation job? The IHOP around the corner.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite music genre? Hip-hop
What’s the wrong way to make a rabbit float? Tying something heavy to it and throwing it into a river.
Why did the rabbit love the romantic comedy so much? It was the only movie with a hoppy ending.
Bunny Puns for Instagram
A rabbit’s foot brings everyone good luck except for one thing: the rabbit whose foot is attached to the keychain!
What did the possessed rabbit do to solve his problem? His family had to call in the eggs-orcist.
What do you call a rabbit that was raised in a hotel since birth? An inn-grown hare.
Why did the creators of the Matrix choose a white rabbit to appear to Neo? Because a squirrel would have attacked his face first.
What do you call a dirty rabbit? Probably a dust bunny.
Where did the rabbit take his wife after they got married? They went on their bunny moon.
How did the rabbit know they were getting older? They counted all the gray hares.
What do rabbits use to dry themselves? A hare dryer!
Why did the bunny never stop gambling? It was pretty hard to change a bad rabbit.
Why are rabbits considered to be extremely lucky? Four rabbit’s feet.
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Mostly because he felt like doing it in a free country.
Bunny Puns Names
What’s around a rabbit? Fur.
What’s green, fluffy and has a tail? A green rabbit.
What’s green, fluffy, and has three tails? The same green rabbit from the last joke, but exposed to nuclear waste for a week.
Why did the rabbit leave his wife? Because she wouldn’t give him any Easter eggs.
Why did the rabbit leave her husband? Because she actually loved some-bunny else.
What do you feed a possessed rabbit? Deviled eggs.
What do rabbits put in their beer? Extra hops.
I bought my rabbit some new food this week, but he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Why was the magician depressed? He looked in his hat and found the rabbit he lost in there about four months ago.
Bunny Team Names
The Rampant Rabbits
The Fur Crew
The Best Bunnies
The Easter Lot
The Bugs Bunnies
The Rabid Rabbits
The Rabbitual Offenders
The Bad Rabbits
Bunny Puns Birthday
I was going to get you a rabbit for your birthday, but I forgot it in the hat – and the hat is still at home.
The Energizer Bunny wanted to personally say happy birthday to you, but his batteries ran out and now I have to do it!
Bugs Bunny Puns for Kids
What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite game to play? Hopscotch.
What do you call a rabbit who has a flea problem? Bugs Bunny.
How does Bugs Bunny prefer to travel? Sometimes by boat, but mostly by hare-plane.
What’s Bugs Bunny’s least favorite food? Rabbit stew.
What does Bugs Bunny get for his birthday? Mostly shot at by hunters for pie.