Does your daughter or son have a birthday coming up? Make light of the big day by telling them fun jokes to get them smiling. Everyone deserves a good laugh on their birthday.
Birthday puns one liners
How do I buy a birthday present for my cat? Using a cat-alogue.
What did the balloon say to the pin? “Hey, birthday buster.”
Why did the knot refuse to come to the birthday party? He was tied up.
What birthday cake is rock-hard? Marble cake.
What do you say to a rabbity on their birthday? Hoppy birthday.
How can you tell if a birthday cake is feeling sad? Look for its tiers.
Why is a birthday cake like baseball? They both require batters.
What goes up but doesn’t come down? Your age.
Why do candles enjoy attending birthdays? They love getting lit.
What’s the bee’s favorite day in the year? His bee-day.
Did you hear about the blowout sale on birthday candles?
The fish’s birthday party went swimmingly.
What did the ocean say to the sand on its birthday? It didn’t speak; it just waved.
Knock-knock birthday jokes
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday, my friend!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gus
Gus who?
Gus how old he is today?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alligator
Alligator who?
Alligator for my birthday was a pat on the back.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan a piece of birthday cake!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hippo
Hippo who?
Hippo birthday to me!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce join you for your birthday!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mark
Mark who?
Mark the date, my birthday is next week!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing; it’s my birthday, let’s celebrate!
Birthday puns about presents and decorations
What did the stamp say to the birthday card?
Stick with me, and I’ll take us places!
What kind of music do birthday balloons hate?
Pop.
What did one birthday candle say to the other after someone blew it out?
I’m feeling burned out after this party!
Why do birthday candles always go on top of cakes?
Because it’s challenging to light them from the bottom.
Why can’t kids remember their previous birthdays?
Because they think about the present.
Why did the kid get soap on their birthday?
It was a soap-prise!
Animal birthday jokes
What do you give a 3,000 lb. rhinoceros for their birthday?
I don’t know, but I hope he likes it.
What did the lion say to the cub on her birthday?
It’s roar bday!
What do clams love doing on their birthday?
Shell-ebrating.
What’s a frog’s favorite birthday drink?
Diet croak
How do cats make their friends a birthday cake?
From scratch!
Why don’t owls like giving presents on birthdays?
They don’t give a hoot about birthdays!
How do you sing a birthday song to a cow?
Happy Birthday to moo!
What do crabs like to do on their birthday?
They shell-abrate the day!
Why do kangaroos get upset on their birthdays?
They celebrate it on leap years.
Birthday cake puns
Why did the teenager hit his birthday cake with a hammer?
It was pound cake.
Why did the teddy bear refuse birthday cake?
He felt stuffed after the meal.
What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream sandwich?
You’re so cool.
What did the candle say to the frustrated birthday cake?
What’s eating you?
What’s the favorite flavor of birthday cake for ghosts?
An i-scream cake.
Why did the student eat their math test on their birthday?
They thought it was a piece of cake!
What happens if you invite thieves to your birthday party?
They always take the cake!
What kind of birthday cake is the best choice if you’re feeling tired?
Coffee cake.
What did the birthday cake say to the confused donut?
You’re looking glazed over.
Birthday jokes
How do you say happy birthday to a dancer?
“Tappy Birthday to you!”
What song do snowmen sing to each other on their birthdays?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
Why did the child find balloons in the bathroom?
It was his birthday potty!
Why did the math book feel relieved on its birthday?
For one day, it didn’t have to think about its problems.
