Are your kids getting ready for their birthday party? Do they have a cake? Cakes are delicious and suitable for many occasions, but are they funny? Look at this list of funny cake jokes for a good laugh.
Cake puns one-liners
- Why does everyone put candles on top of birthday cakes? Because it’s challenging to place them on the bottom!
- What do people serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake is the top choice, of course!
- Did you hear about the love affair between cream and sugar? People said it was the icing on the cake.
- Why was mobster Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought eating a slice of pie was a piece of cake.
- What’s yellow and swings across cakes? Tarzipan.
- What kind of cake can you get at the cafeteria? A stomach-cake!
- What do birthday cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter.
Birthday cake puns
- When are birthday cakes like golf balls? When they’re sliced.
- What do cats enjoy eating on their birthdays? A mice cream cake!
- What happens when no one decides to come to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
- What kind of birthday cake do you take to an elf’s party? Shortcake!
- What do you sing to a cow on his birthday? Happy birthday, moo moo.
Chocolate cake jokes
- I decided to make a chocolate cake using white chocolate instead of milk chocolate. I took it to a potluck and stood in the cake line to present my dessert. The people organizing the event said, “Is this white cake or chocolate cake?” I answered, “yes.”
- How do you follow the recipe to make a German Bundt cake? First, invade ze kitchen.
- What kind of dessert is never on time? A ChocoLATE cake.
- If Tim has 30 slices of a delicious chocolate cake and eats 25, what is he left with after he’s full? Diabetes. Tim has diabetes.
- What is the favorite dessert of a French cat? Chocolate mousse cake!
- A study says chocolate cake may lower the chances of developing a stroke later in life. That is a golf stroke, a swimming stroke, or a tennis stroke.
- There are two types of people in this crazy world. Those people who love chocolate cake and liars.
Pound cake jokes
- I’m on a diet. That’s why I decided to eat a pound cake.
- What is the favorite cake of dog catchers? Pound cake.
- Does anyone know where I find around 454 graham crackers? I’m making a pound cake for this evening’s dessert.
- I keep trying to make the perfect pound cake, but I never get it right. I’m always off by a few ounces.
- My wife got me in trouble today. I’m making pound cake, and I only used half the ingredients. She told me I was making half a pound cake.
- What’s the most well-known cake on social media platforms? Pound cake.
- Why did a baker require 16 oz of fresh ingredients? He was baking a pound cake.
- The criminals robbed the local cake factory. They took a big slice of the company’s profits.
- I was on the beach and got hit by a tiramisunami. It was a huge wave.
- I cut my birthday cake in half to eat both sides. I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
- I used to experience heartburn when eating birthday cake. The doctor told me to remove the candles first.
- Everyone was silent as the teachers stepped in. Only the cake eater rose to the occasion to break the silence.
- My friend quit his job by offering the employees and manager a multi-layer exploding cake. When it exploded, everyone had tiers in their eyes!
- I went to the candle store to get candles to celebrate my cake day. They told me they were having a blowout sale.
- My birthday was beautiful. Even my cake was in tiers!
- When the cake shop burned down, no one thought the owner would ever be bake in business.
- If there’s a fun, easy, and delicious activity for everyone, it’s a cakewalk.
- No matter how much I love eating cake, I would never dessert you.
- Have you heard about that guy that ate a massive piece of cake? It was very easy.