Do you enjoy playing Minecraft? Then you’ll love these funny puns and jokes about this top-rated video game. Let’s have a laugh at its expense, shall we, Steve?
Minecraft one liners
- My Ocelot was having issues watching YouTube. It seems the video was on paws.
- A Creeper walks into a restaurant…. And everyone dies.
- Last night I went to a Creeper party. It was pretty weird.
- Ocelots are like Skittles. You can never have just one.
- Steve walks into a bar, and the bartender tells him, “Sorry, we don’t serve miners.”
Minecraft jokes cringe
- Why didn’t Enderman cross the road? Because he decided to teleport instead.
- Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have any guts.
- Why did the Ocelot cross the road? He spotted a Creeper on the other side.
- Why did the Creeper cross the road? To get to the other ssssside!
Minecraft knock-knock jokes
Don’t you Ocelot of questions!
You’re diamond me up the wall!
Minecraft play on words
- Stop it, you’re starting to piston me off!
- I’ll lever-pull that off.
- Stop texturing, my friend!
- Oh, that’s GHASTly…
- You wooden steal a motorbike, would you?
- You son of a brick!
- Do what I say, Ore else.
- I can dig your style!
- Water you going on about?
- Are you going to eat that Wool thing?
- I think I might be experiencing writer’s block.
- Brr.. it feels coal in this room.
- Scoot over and make space. I don’t have mushroom on this side.
- You made your bed. Now it’s time to Sheep in it.
- He was smashed into Obsidian!
- Cow are you feeling today?
- Man, that’s some Pig tree.
- You can’t Torch this!
- I can sense my Cart pounding.
Minecraft Pickup Lines
- Are you made of Diamonds? Because I’m digging your vibe.
- Do you own a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I’m as hard for you as Obsidian.
- My Creeper finds itself excited at how hot you look.
- Hey, do you play Minecraft? Because I wanna play creative with you if you do!
- Are you from earth or Venus? You must be from nether because you’re out of this universe.
- Every time I see you, I feel like the Creeper in my pants about to explode.
- Are we playing Minecraft here? Cause your pressure plates are turning me on.
- What music do Minecraft players enjoy? Bedrock ‘n’ roll.
- What is the skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
- Why can I spot Zombie Pigmens at Subway? Apparently, they enjoy “Eating Flesh.”
- Why does Stampy have this fence around the love garden? People out there are dying to get in!
- What do you call Minecraft celebrations? Block parties.
- What’s the difference between a counterfeit bill and a killer rabbit? One is bad money, and the other’s a mad bunny!
- What time do ten ocelots chase after a Creeper? Ten after one.
- Why can’t Ender Dragons read books? Because they always start at the end.
- What is Ghast’s favorite place in the world? The Nether-lands.
- Why was there an iron and hold in this sailor’s boat? Because the sailor needed to buy oars.
Minecraft Block Jokes
- How do Minecraft players stay fit and healthy? They take the time to run around the Block every morning.
- If Minecraft was a movie, I’m sure it would be a blockbuster.
- Why can’t you score against basketball players that like Minecraft? They’re always blocking you.
- Blocks in Minecraft are around three square feet. Where can you find blocks with only two square feet? Where a player is standing.
- Why are there no cars driving around in Minecraft? Because all the streets are blocked off from traffic.
Minecraft random jokes
- What do Minecraft trees have in common? Square roots.
- What is the Creeper’s favorite food? Sssssalad.
- I’ve been playing a lot of Minecraft lately. I think it’s a top-notch game.
- What do you call Minecraft players on mute? Mimecraft.
- What’s the only Caribbean country in Minecraft? Cube-a.
- I hurt my fingers playing Minecraft on the PC. It’s okay. It’s only a miner injury.
- What did Steve say when he went to battle against the skeleton with a pick-axe? I’ve have a bone to pick with you.
- What happens when Minecraft characters turn 16? They start growing cubic hair.
- Why can’t people tell Minecraft jokes in public? Because some people might think they’re square.
Minecraft Steve jokes
- What’s Steve’s favorite style of dancing? Square dancing.
- I hear Steve can’t think outside the box.
- How does Steve chop down trees with his bare fists? Well, how wood you know anyway?
- Why did Steve use mouthwash after killing the mobs? He thought it gave him bat breath.
- How does Steve measure himself for new shoes? In square feet.
- What sport does Steve like watching in his spare time? Boxing.