Love makes the world go around, but it also makes for some funny puns and jokes. Would you love to have a laugh? Let’s look at some lovely examples of hilarious entertainment for the kids.
- Why do artists fall for models? Because they love them with all their art.
- Let’s commit a perfect crime. We’ll steal each other’s hearts.
- Are you a cat? Because I’m feline there’s a deep connection between us.
- I’d fall for you even if there wasn’t gravity.
- We’d make a great pair, even though we’re not socks.
- I’m no professional photographer, but I sure can picture us together.
Knock-knock love jokes
Frankly, I love you.
Eyesore loves you lots.
Love animal jokes
- I’m in love with you, and I ain’t lion.
- Are you a beaver? Because, dam, you’re fine.
- I whale-y love you.
- I love spending some koala-ty time with my boyfriend.
- Aw, pugs and kisses to you too.
- Some bunny out there loves you.
- Owl always loves my mom.
- You’re absolutely udder-ly fantastic.
- I think we bee-long apart, not together.
- I’m so glad I have you as my significant otter.
- There are chameleon reasons to fall in love with you.
- You’re my sole mate. I don’t care if there are other fish in the sea.
- You’re my porpoise in life. I dolphinately love you.
- I think ewe complete my soul.
- I pelican’t think of anyone I love more than you.
Puns about sportspeople falling in love
- Your love is always up to par.
- I pitcher us staying together forever.
- You’re my #1 love pick.
- I think you’re an incredi-bowl person.
- I’ll always be running-back to my girlfriend.
- How long have we been together? I lost track of how long I’ve loved you.
- I scored that day when I met you.
- I think you might be out of my league.
- I always have a ball when we’re together.
- I get a real kick out of hanging out with you.
Love food jokes
- I hope you enjoy breakfast. I love you a waffle lot.
- You are the coffee to my mug, and I love you a latte.
- I love you’s more than marshmallows, chocolate, and crackers!
- I donut want to glaze over the reason why I love you a hole bunch.
- Let’s get the check and go to the hotel to avo-cuddle.
- This breakfast quesadilla is amazing, but I can’t wait to have jalapeño pants later.
- We’re an egg-cellent pair together, don’t you think?
- Omelet you finish, but I love this breakfast a latte.
Travel love jokes
- I could TSA pre-check you all day.
- Our love is nothing short of first class.
- Can I tour your cockpit tonight?
- My heart is always ready for takeoff when I’m around you.
- I’d love to sit in your middle seat.
Love fashion puns
- I glove you, and I’m smitten with these feelings.
- I like your pants. They must be made out of wife material.
- Did you order more clothes from J.C Penney? Because FedEx is here, and I’d be more than happy to handle your package.
- Did I ever tell you that you crock my world?
Funny one-liner love puns
- I think Yoda one for me.
- You’re my butter-half.
- Bread and love are all we knead.
- You’re near Pearfect.
- I love you like dino-mite!
- I think I fence-y you.
- Lime so glad I have you.
- I’d like to see you s’more at the fire pit tonight.
- You octopi my mind and my heart.
Funny couple puns
- I lava you so much that my heart erupts like an island volcano!
- Are you a geologist? Because you rock my world!
- I’m sure you’re the right blood donor for me. You’re just my type!
- Is this a science lab? Look at our amazing chemistry!
- Baby, you’re the perfect match for me. You really light my fire!
- I’ll never stay mad at you. I’ll just stay mad about you.
- Are you a janitor? You just swept me off my feet.
- You must be a nuclear technician because I find you glowing and radiant.
- You remind me of a smartphone keyboard because you auto-complete my soul.
- If you were a triangle, I would find you acute!
- Are you a resident of Paris? Because Eiffel for your beauty.
Love puns for geeks
- You’re a cute 3.14159265358979323.
- You must be a mix of copper and trillium because you’re Cu-Te.
- I love you beyond ∞.
- You must be wi-fi material.
- You’re my player two.