Sheep might be best known as the place where the world gets most of its natural wool from, and sometimes people eat them. Hey, nobody said this was going to be mild. Here are some of the best sheep puns on the internet… With no fluff!
Original Sheep Puns
How do you know the going rate of mutton? Ask its parents.
How should you prepare mutton? By telling it what’s going to happen next.
What’s the wrong way to cook a sheep? Alive.
What’s the most delicious part of the sheep? Its soul.
Why do we shave sheep? Because they can’t do it themselves.
What’s the worst name for a baby sheep? Dinner.
Where is the worst place to put a sheep? The butchery.
What was the sheep’s favorite metal band? Lamb of God.
What’s the hardest part about making mutton chops? Stealing the sheep.
Why do some people fall asleep in church? Because they’re counting sheep.
What do you call a wet sheep? Much heavier than a dry one.
Why do we get wool from sheep? Because cow skin doesn’t work well for knitting.
What should you do when you find a lost sheep? Make a fire.
What do you call a lost sheep? Free food delivery.
Why do sheepskin condoms exist? Because sheep can have many diseases.
Why does the world have so many sheep? Because we haven’t been eating fast enough.
Why do we have to shave sheep? Because sheep can’t hold shearing scissors themselves.
Why do people eat mutton? Because we outnumber them.
What should you call a lost sheep? An Uber.
Funny Sheep One Liners
Why isn’t sheep a more popular ingredient on pizza? Because they won’t fit in a pizza oven.
How do you know that someone has a sheep? They’ll tell you.
How should you shave a sheep? With its consent.
What do you call a blue sheep? Depressed.
Why are sheep great at martial arts? Lamb chops.
What would you find inside of a sheep? More of the sheep.
Why do sheep love watching Woodstock once a year? So they can get together and eat some grass.
Where do sheep fall on the food chain? Next to the potatoes with gravy.
Why don’t sheep glow in the dark? Because we don’t plug them in.
Other than for their food and wool, what else can you use a sheep for? An emergency firelighter.
Why do people eat sheep? Because sheep don’t eat us.
Why was the smartphone having nightmares? Because Androids dream of electric sheep.
Why do sheep produce so much wool? Because they don’t know how to produce the next generation iPhone.
What’s the worst thing that a pet sheep can get? Cooked for family dinner.
What’s the correct way to keep a sheep? Below zero in the freezer.
What do you call a sheep with three legs? Famous on Instagram, TikTok and Facebook.
How do you milk a sheep? First, you have to make sure that it’s a female sheep.
Why do people traditionally count sheep when they can’t go to sleep? Because it’s weird to count goats.
Puns About Sheep
What’s green and hanging from a tree? The sheep you forgot to take down three weeks ago.
How do you know your lamb casserole is cooked? The bleating has stopped.
How do you know a sheep is lost? It will tell you.
Why do some people choose to farm with sheep for a living? Because the world needs to have a few less lawyers in it.
What can’t you call a sheep? On the phone.
Why isn’t lamb a traditional meal at Thanksgiving? Because the sheep could run a little faster than the turkeys.
Why do we get wool from sheep? Because we can’t get anything from Woolly Mammoths.
What do you do if you find a sheep in your yard? Throw it in the pool to see if it floats.
What do you call a sheep that can fly? Elon Musk.
Why is it called a flock of sheep? Because we don’t refer to them as a flock of seagulls.
How do you fit three sheep into your car? Fold two of them in half.
What’s the most difficult part about making a mutton curry? Catching the sheep.
What should you buy someone who has everything for Christmas? Four sheep.
What was the sheep’s favourite song? The Beautiful Sheeple.
More Funny Sheep One Liners
What should you do if you wake up with a sheep in your bedroom? Ask it how it got there.
What’s the worst thing you can name a baby sheep? Dinner for three.
What do giants use instead of tampons? Sheep.
Mary had a little lamb. It was especially delicious.
Where would you find a sheep with no legs? Exactly where you last put the sheep down.
What do you call a sheep with no ears? Anything you think of at the time, they can’t hear what you’re saying.
Where do you put a lost sheep? Back in the right freezer.
What do you make of a sheep with two heads? Sausages.
Why are sheep so quiet? The Silence of the Lambs.
What’s the worst thing you can do to a sheep? Smell it.
How should you eat a sheep? Preferably cooked.
What do you call a sheep with one leg? Something nice, it’s probably had a difficult life.
How do you milk a sheep properly? First make sure it’s really a sheep.